Bring a soccer ball, basketball....

Bring a soccer ball, basketball, football, or baseball. Start a game... in the kitchen.

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Whisper to the guest on your right...

Whisper to the guest on your right, "What kind of lame moron actually goes to these parties, anyway?"

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Tell a middle aged man...

Tell a middle aged man, "Your wife seems very happy with that boy in the closet..."

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Tell a middle-aged wife...

Tell a middle-aged wife, "Your husband seems very happy with that girl in the closet..."

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If you find your former ....

If you find your former dancing partner dancing with someone else, burst into tears, wailing "I thought you loved me!", and run from the room.

Ask the host...

Ask the host, "Who threw this cheesy party, anyway?"

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Play a lullaby on a...

Play a lullaby on a kazoo during a speech (singing a lullaby works okay, too)

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Hang your head ...

Hang your head and whisper one-word answers to questions.

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Cough all over guests...

Cough all over guests, then exclaim, "Doctor says a few more years and I`ll be cured..."

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Bring a novel ...

Bring a novel and curl up in a corner with it.

Turn cartwheels across ...

Turn cartwheels across the floor. If you can turn a back flip, all the better!

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Ask the host...

Ask the host, "Who threw this cheesy party, anyway?"

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When getting food...

When getting food, pile everything onto your plate in heaping servings - make sure to use your hands!

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Use a different accent

Use a different accent every time you talk to someone new.

 

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Speak in a strange...

Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce.